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surfingnirvana
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 Message 9 of 185
20 June 2006 at 8:48pm | IP Logged 
Orange juice...is forever. Hehe, what a funny phrase. Something as mundane as orange juice having such a big meaning.

When I am rushed to say things, I often leave out words. Once in Japanese, I meant to say I would love to meet your mother, but said I would love your mother, which got me a rather strange look >_>

-Alejo
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CaitO'Ceallaigh
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 Message 10 of 185
18 July 2006 at 6:12pm | IP Logged 
I haven't really had the opportunity yet to make a good embarassing blunder, but just give me time. But my boyfriend told me this story about the time he and his then-girlfriend were visiting his relatives in Nicaragua. She had just come back from shopping and pointed everyone's attention to her feet, exclaiming, "¡Mira mira mis sandías (watermelons)!"

Edited by CaitO'Ceallaigh on 18 July 2006 at 6:12pm

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aguilazul206
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 Message 11 of 185
29 July 2006 at 8:04pm | IP Logged 
One of the first times I did a company orientation in Spanish, I screwed up royally! There is this icebreaker we would do where everyone would go around the room looking for certain things people like to do.

Well, after everyone was settled back, I went down the list seeing if any one found someone who likes swimming, football, etc... When it came to ask if there was anyone who likes to ride horses, I asked if anyone likes to montar caballeros (ride men) instead of caballos (horses). It took me a minute to realize that the shock and then laughter was at my expense!

Edited by aguilazul206 on 29 July 2006 at 8:07pm

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Lucia
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 Message 12 of 185
30 July 2006 at 4:07am | IP Logged 
   Wow ! That´s a good one Aquilazul.Did you know that "montar" has a sexual meaning too ?

Edited by Lucia on 30 July 2006 at 4:15am

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AML
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 Message 13 of 185
31 July 2006 at 2:38am | IP Logged 
One time in Germany, while I was living with a host family, I said that
something was "geil". She made fun of me for days. I thought I used it
correctly because I had heard other people use it, but coming from my lips it
must have sounded really hilarious. I still don't understand why it was so
funny.
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HyeLezûn
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 Message 14 of 185
08 August 2006 at 4:14am | IP Logged 
I went to Paris after a very brief time of studying French. At a local bakery I was pointing at a sandwhich and asking if there was any fish in it: "Est-ce qu'il y a des poisson dans ce sandwich, madame?"

Unfortunately I didn't realize that two SS's mean an S sound where as one S means a Z souns. PoiZon is poison. The lady looked startled and said, "Il n'y a pas de poison dans ce café!!!!"

It was funny and it took me a few minutes to realize what I did.
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Raincrowlee
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 Message 15 of 185
08 August 2006 at 4:57am | IP Logged 
I went to the doctor's office last week and said "Wo de bizi you xinggan."

I said, "My nose is sexy."

I meant to say "guomin (allergy)."

The nurse didn't even react.
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Safis
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 Message 16 of 185
16 August 2006 at 6:23am | IP Logged 
I was on the committee for a Japanese culture-related event at my university (I was involved in the Japanese club), and afterwards we went out for supper together. We were passing around T-shirts, signing them all as a memento. It was only after the fact that I realized I wrote a very feminine expression on each one of them!

Edit: Spelling

Edited by Safis on 20 August 2006 at 5:58am



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