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7 Jokes about Grammar & Punctuation

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Sprachprofi
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 Message 1 of 63
10 November 2011 at 12:37am | IP Logged 
1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it
to leave.

3. A question mark walks into a bar?

4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar.

5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
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 Message 2 of 63
10 November 2011 at 1:31am | IP Logged 
Ha ha, nice.

8. A semicolon walks into a bar; few know how to deal with it.
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 Message 3 of 63
10 November 2011 at 7:32am | IP Logged 
A panda walks into a bar. It eats, shoots and leaves.
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 Message 4 of 63
10 November 2011 at 8:06am | IP Logged 
10. A noun walks into a bar, got declined, and he didn't like this ending at all.
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 Message 5 of 63
10 November 2011 at 10:11am | IP Logged 
Three dots walked into a bar...
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DaraghM
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 Message 6 of 63
10 November 2011 at 12:59pm | IP Logged 
A zeugma walks out on his family and into a bar.
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 Message 7 of 63
10 November 2011 at 6:22pm | IP Logged 
Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says "I'm not serving you - you're bard!"

Boom...tish

Taxi....!!!
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 Message 8 of 63
11 November 2011 at 4:32pm | IP Logged 
14. An exclamation mark walks into the bar!


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