Matheus Senior Member Brazil Joined 5083 days ago 208 posts - 312 votes Speaks: Portuguese* Studies: English, French
| Message 9 of 63 16 November 2011 at 7:54pm | IP Logged |
The Apostrophe's bar.
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jdmoncada Tetraglot Senior Member United States Joined 5036 days ago 470 posts - 741 votes Speaks: English*, German, Spanish, Finnish Studies: Russian, Japanese
| Message 10 of 63 16 November 2011 at 8:14pm | IP Logged |
Totally off topic (but a "walks into a bar" joke):
Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The bardender asks, "Would you like a beer?"
Descartes says, "I think not."
And he disappears!
Yuk, yuk, yuk! I kill me.
Now back to your regularly scheduled grammar.
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SamD Triglot Senior Member United States Joined 6661 days ago 823 posts - 987 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, French Studies: Portuguese, Norwegian
| Message 11 of 63 17 November 2011 at 12:18am | IP Logged |
A sentence fragment in a bar.
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NickJS Senior Member United Kingdom flickr.com/photos/sg Joined 4961 days ago 264 posts - 334 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Russian, Portuguese, Mandarin, Cantonese
| Message 12 of 63 17 November 2011 at 2:43am | IP Logged |
( opens the bar but never closes.
Such a poor joke from me ha!
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vonPeterhof Tetraglot Senior Member Russian FederationRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 4774 days ago 715 posts - 1527 votes Speaks: Russian*, EnglishC2, Japanese, German Studies: Kazakh, Korean, Norwegian, Turkish
| Message 13 of 63 17 November 2011 at 3:05am | IP Logged |
A split infinitive walks into a bar hoping to temporarily escape from all the controversy surrounding it.
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HenryMW Tetraglot Senior Member United States Joined 5176 days ago 125 posts - 179 votes Speaks: English*, German, Spanish, French Studies: Modern Hebrew
| Message 14 of 63 17 November 2011 at 3:15am | IP Logged |
A relative clause walks into a bar that that a friend to him the other day recommended has.
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jdmoncada Tetraglot Senior Member United States Joined 5036 days ago 470 posts - 741 votes Speaks: English*, German, Spanish, Finnish Studies: Russian, Japanese
| Message 15 of 63 17 November 2011 at 5:14am | IP Logged |
A | walks into a bar and asks if it can smoke.
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Ari Heptaglot Senior Member Norway Joined 6584 days ago 2314 posts - 5695 votes Speaks: Swedish*, English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Mandarin, Cantonese Studies: Czech, Latin, German
| Message 16 of 63 17 November 2011 at 6:53am | IP Logged |
一啤酒走進酒巴。保安說:"我不管你多大, 你沒帶量詞我不能讓你進來!"
Sorry, this doesn't translate well into English:
"Beer walks into a bar. The bouncer says "I don't care how big you are; if you haven't brought a measure word, I can't let you in!"
Edited by Ari on 17 November 2011 at 6:54am
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