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| Sprachprofi Nonaglot Senior Member Germany learnlangs.comRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 6468 days ago 2608 posts - 4866 votes  Speaks: German*, English, French, Esperanto, Greek, Mandarin, Latin, Dutch, Italian Studies: Spanish, Arabic (Written), Swahili, Indonesian, Japanese, Modern Hebrew, Portuguese | Message 1 of 63 10 November 2011 at 12:37am | IP Logged |
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1. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
2. A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave. 3. A question mark walks into a bar? 4. Two quotation marks “walk into” a bar. 5. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink. 6. The bar was walked into by the passive voice. 7. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave. 17 persons have voted this message useful | |
| jazzboy.bebop Senior Member Norway norwegianthroughnove Joined 5416 days ago 439 posts - 800 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Norwegian | Message 2 of 63 10 November 2011 at 1:31am | IP Logged |
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Ha ha, nice.
8. A semicolon walks into a bar; few know how to deal with it. 8 persons have voted this message useful | |
| Ari Heptaglot Senior Member Norway Joined 6580 days ago 2314 posts - 5695 votes Speaks: Swedish*, English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Mandarin, Cantonese Studies: Czech, Latin, German | Message 3 of 63 10 November 2011 at 7:32am | IP Logged |
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A panda walks into a bar. It eats, shoots and leaves.
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| smallwhite Pentaglot Senior Member Australia Joined 5306 days ago 537 posts - 1045 votes Speaks: Cantonese*, English, Mandarin, French, Spanish | Message 4 of 63 10 November 2011 at 8:06am | IP Logged |
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10. A noun walks into a bar, got declined, and he didn't like this ending at all.
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 Iversen Super Polyglot Moderator Denmark berejst.dk Joined 6701 days ago 9078 posts - 16473 votes Speaks: Danish*, French, English, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Swedish, Esperanto, Romanian, Catalan Studies: Afrikaans, Greek, Norwegian, Russian, Serbian, Icelandic, Latin, Irish, Lowland Scots, Indonesian, Polish, Croatian Personal Language Map | Message 5 of 63 10 November 2011 at 10:11am | IP Logged |
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Three dots walked into a bar...
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| DaraghM Diglot Senior Member Ireland Joined 6149 days ago 1947 posts - 2923 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French, Russian, Hungarian | Message 6 of 63 10 November 2011 at 12:59pm | IP Logged |
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A zeugma walks out on his family and into a bar.
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| HMS Senior Member England Joined 5105 days ago 143 posts - 256 votes Speaks: English* | Message 7 of 63 10 November 2011 at 6:22pm | IP Logged |
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Shakespeare walks into a bar. The barman says "I'm not serving you - you're bard!"
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| QiuJP Triglot Senior Member Singapore Joined 5853 days ago 428 posts - 597 votes Speaks: Mandarin*, EnglishC2, French Studies: Czech, GermanB1, Russian, Japanese | Message 8 of 63 11 November 2011 at 4:32pm | IP Logged |
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14. An exclamation mark walks into the bar!
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