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| Ari Heptaglot Senior Member Norway Joined 6580 days ago 2314 posts - 5695 votes  Speaks: Swedish*, English, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Mandarin, Cantonese Studies: Czech, Latin, German | Message 25 of 63 18 November 2011 at 6:48am | IP Logged | ||
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Alright, sorry about all of these, but having done Mandarin, Cantonese and French, I have to do one in Swedish, even though all of these are related to grammar, not punctuation. Especially since making puns is apparently a sign of mastery!
En man går in i en pub. Bakom disken står en bar man som olyckligt utbrister "Jag förlorade jobbet på grund av särskrivning!". This one almost works in English. Almost. A man walks into a pub. Behind the counter is a bar(e) man who proclaims unhappily: "I lost my job because of a mistake of word separation!". Edited by Ari on 18 November 2011 at 6:49am 3 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| DaraghM Diglot Senior Member Ireland Joined 6149 days ago 1947 posts - 2923 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French, Russian, Hungarian | Message 26 of 63 18 November 2011 at 10:04am | IP Logged | ||
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A text message walks into a bar, lol :-)
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| crafedog Diglot Senior Member United Kingdom Joined 5816 days ago 166 posts - 337 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: Korean, Tok Pisin, French | Message 27 of 63 18 November 2011 at 10:31am | IP Logged | ||
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An agglutinative language bar into walks.
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| leosmith Senior Member United States Joined 6548 days ago 2365 posts - 3804 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Tagalog | Message 28 of 63 18 November 2011 at 1:36pm | IP Logged | ||
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An adjective walks into a bar with a piano entertainer, sits down and orders a beer. The piano player's monkey soon
jumps on the bar and urinates in the adjective's beer. The adjective yells to the piano player, "Hey, do you know your monkey just peed in my beer?" The piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might remember it!" 2 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| tommus Senior Member CanadaRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 5864 days ago 979 posts - 1688 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Dutch, French, Esperanto, German, Spanish | Message 29 of 63 18 November 2011 at 1:37pm | IP Logged | ||
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Language learner walk into bar. Barman say: "What will you for drink"? Learner say:
"Scotch on the stones please thank you". 3 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| leosmith Senior Member United States Joined 6548 days ago 2365 posts - 3804 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Tagalog | Message 30 of 63 18 November 2011 at 1:51pm | IP Logged | ||
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A Sumerian Verb Chain walked into a bar, and cheerfully asked "Hi! Can I have a beer?" The bartender gave him a
dirty look and said "Hell no! We don't serve chains in this bar. Get out!" The Verb Chain walked out, disappointed, when suddenly he got an idea. He rolled around on the ground, getting straw and grass stuck to himself, and tied himself into a knot. He returned to the bar. "Give me a beer!' he said, in a deep voice. The bartender looked at him and said "Hey, aren't you that same chain that was in here a few minutes ago?" The Sumerian Verb Chain looked him straight in the eye, and said "I'm a frayed knot!" 2 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| vonPeterhof Tetraglot Senior Member Russian FederationRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 4770 days ago 715 posts - 1527 votes Speaks: Russian*, EnglishC2, Japanese, German Studies: Kazakh, Korean, Norwegian, Turkish | Message 31 of 63 18 November 2011 at 3:20pm | IP Logged | ||
Don't you mean an SOV language? 2 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| DaraghM Diglot Senior Member Ireland Joined 6149 days ago 1947 posts - 2923 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French, Russian, Hungarian | Message 32 of 63 18 November 2011 at 3:23pm | IP Logged | ||
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A Irishman, an Englishman, a horse, a gorilla, and an alien walk into a bar. Barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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