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| Abdalan Triglot Senior Member Brazil abdalan.wordpress.co Joined 5044 days ago 120 posts - 194 votes  Speaks: Portuguese*, French, English Studies: German | Message 41 of 63 23 November 2011 at 2:45am | IP Logged | ||
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Two "dumb quotes" walk into a bar, have two drinks (alt+0147 and alt+0148), and then
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| iguanamon Pentaglot Senior Member Virgin Islands Speaks: Ladino Joined 5260 days ago 2241 posts - 6731 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, Portuguese, Haitian Creole, Creole (French) | Message 42 of 63 23 November 2011 at 3:04am | IP Logged | ||
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The subjunctive would walk into a bar, were it in the mood, but only if it were important that it do so! Edited by iguanamon on 23 November 2011 at 12:24pm 6 persons have voted this message useful | |||
 Fasulye Heptaglot Winner TAC 2012 Moderator Germany fasulyespolyglotblog Joined 5845 days ago 5460 posts - 6006 votes 1 sounds Speaks: German*, DutchC1, EnglishB2, French, Italian, Spanish, Esperanto Studies: Latin, Danish, Norwegian, Turkish Personal Language Map | Message 43 of 63 23 November 2011 at 7:47am | IP Logged | ||
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Does the question mark walk into a bar?
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| FuroraCeltica Triglot Senior Member United Kingdom Joined 6863 days ago 1187 posts - 1427 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, French | Message 44 of 63 23 November 2011 at 1:35pm | IP Logged | ||
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I would say a man walks into a bar, but can't remember the kanji reading for 'bar'
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| Fasulye Heptaglot Winner TAC 2012 Moderator Germany fasulyespolyglotblog Joined 5845 days ago 5460 posts - 6006 votes 1 sounds Speaks: German*, DutchC1, EnglishB2, French, Italian, Spanish, Esperanto Studies: Latin, Danish, Norwegian, Turkish Personal Language Map | Message 45 of 63 23 November 2011 at 1:40pm | IP Logged | ||
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Søme Dænish/Nørwegiæn letters wålk into æ bår.
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| DaraghM Diglot Senior Member Ireland Joined 6149 days ago 1947 posts - 2923 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French, Russian, Hungarian | Message 46 of 63 23 November 2011 at 5:28pm | IP Logged | ||
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An uppercase walks into a BAR.
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| DaraghM Diglot Senior Member Ireland Joined 6149 days ago 1947 posts - 2923 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French, Russian, Hungarian | Message 47 of 63 23 November 2011 at 5:32pm | IP Logged | ||
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A cloze test walks ___ a bar. Edited by DaraghM on 23 November 2011 at 5:33pm 3 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| egill Diglot Senior Member United States Joined 5694 days ago 418 posts - 791 votes Speaks: Mandarin, English* Studies: German, Spanish, Dutch | Message 48 of 63 24 November 2011 at 10:10am | IP Logged | ||
The two “smart quotes” walk into a German bar the next day and one of them drinks too much, falls to the floor, and they stagger out as „deutsche Anführungszeichen“ 4 persons have voted this message useful |
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