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Raincrowlee
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 Message 9 of 76
07 April 2007 at 5:40am | IP Logged 
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German were sitting around, and they started talking about how each of their languages was the most beautiful.

"Just listen," said the Englishman. "Butterfly."

"Oh, that is nothing," said the Frenchman, "compared to 'papillon.'"

They turned to look at the German, who said, "And what is wrong with 'schmetterling?'"
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Sprachprofi
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 Message 10 of 76
07 April 2007 at 6:42am | IP Logged 
In Esperanto, there is a letter that's funny like this. It starts with "Kara mamo kaj papo,", meaning "dear breast and Pope", though "dear mum and dad" was intended. The idea is that Germans are tempted to write "mamo" for "mum" because the German word is "Mama" and "papo" for "dad" because the German word is "Papa" and quite often you can guess the Esperanto word by just adding the typical Esperanto noun ending -o.

This habit can lead to an even funnier mistranslation: the satirical Esperanto magazine "Vola püg'" shows it at http://www.volapug.net/n004/eokurseto004.htm.
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Marc Frisch
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 Message 11 of 76
07 April 2007 at 8:59am | IP Logged 
Raincrowlee wrote:
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German were sitting around, and they started talking about how each of their languages was the most beautiful.

"Just listen," said the Englishman. "Butterfly."

"Oh, that is nothing," said the Frenchman, "compared to 'papillon.'"

They turned to look at the German, who said, "And what is wrong with 'schmetterling?'"


I don't get it... Any explanations, please?
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Raincrowlee
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 Message 12 of 76
07 April 2007 at 9:05am | IP Logged 
butterfly = papillon = schmetterling

They're comparing the words for the same thing in the different languages, with the obvious connotation that butterfly and papillon make the thing sound beautiful, while schmetterling makes it sound...German.
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 Message 13 of 76
07 April 2007 at 9:38am | IP Logged 
Wildfire wrote:

4) How *not* to translate from English to Russian :)

Can you hear me - Ты можешь меня здесь
Undressed custom model - Голая таможенная модель
Manicure - Деньги лечат
I'm just asking - Я всего лишь король ж*п
I have been there - У меня там фасоль
God only knows - Единственный нос бога
We are the champions - Мы шампиньоны
Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Купи купи ребенка, ребонок хорошая покупка
To be or not to be? - Две пчелы или не две пчелы?
I fell in love - Я свалился в любовь.
Just in case - Только в портфеле
Oh dear - Ах, олень.
I'm going to make you mine - Я иду копать тебе шахту
May God be with you - Майская хорошая пчелка с тобой
Watch out! - Посмотри снаружи!
I know his story well - Я знаю твой исторический колодец
Let it be! - Давайте жрать пчел!
Press space bar to continue - Космический бар прессы продолжает ..
Barbecue - очередь за Барби
My fave joke of this kind is of course "Finnish people - Конченные люди" :D
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Marc Frisch
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 Message 14 of 76
08 April 2007 at 12:27pm | IP Logged 
Raincrowlee wrote:
butterfly = papillon = schmetterling

They're comparing the words for the same thing in the different languages, with the obvious connotation that butterfly and papillon make the thing sound beautiful, while schmetterling makes it sound...German.


Ah... But I still don't get it. To my ears, 'butterfly' and 'Schmetterling' sound pretty similar and I don't see what makes 'papillon' sound better than 'Schmetterling'.
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Raincrowlee
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 Message 15 of 76
08 April 2007 at 1:18pm | IP Logged 
Marc Frisch wrote:
Raincrowlee wrote:
butterfly = papillon = schmetterling

They're comparing the words for the same thing in the different languages, with the obvious connotation that butterfly and papillon make the thing sound beautiful, while schmetterling makes it sound...German.


Ah... But I still don't get it. To my ears, 'butterfly' and 'Schmetterling' sound pretty similar and I don't see what makes 'papillon' sound better than 'Schmetterling'.


They're just using the words to stand for the entire language, I believe. You could retell the joke with any number of words or sentences. In this case, it looks like they picked an object generally thought of as graceful and attractive (butterfly) which has an unattractive name in German.
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 Message 16 of 76
08 April 2007 at 3:58pm | IP Logged 
Schmetterling is a gorgeous German word, IMO. Pretty much anything nature-related sounds great in German.


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