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rdearman
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United Kingdom
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Speaks: English*
Studies: Italian, French, Mandarin

 
 Message 1 of 4
19 October 2014 at 1:13pm | IP Logged 
In my Mandarin log I was recently talking about how I spoke Mandarin to someone for the first time and managed to bugger it all up by mixing up I and You, and asked someone "Do I speak Mandarin?". Duke100782 commented he'd mixed together two languages and asked someone "你 habla Espanol?" and insulted shopkeepers in China by asking them if they could speak Chinese. I'm constantly mixing Italian in with my French during lessons, which gives other students a laugh.

Have you ever mixed up your languages, or muddled your sentences so badly people question your sanity?
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drygramul
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Italy
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Speaks: Persian, Italian*, EnglishC2, GermanB2
Studies: French, Polish

 
 Message 2 of 4
19 October 2014 at 2:19pm | IP Logged 
I don't know if that counts, but I'm sometimes so much concentrated on how I'm gonna say something that I mix up what I'm gonna say. Yesterday for instance I asked some guy at the strain station:
"Ist der Zug nach Köln schon abgefahren?" (Is the train to Cologne already gone?)
The guy looked at me puzzled "Wir SIND in Köln" (We ARE in Cologne)

I WAS in Cologne. I mixed where I was with where I wanted to go, and I'm sure that something like that never happened in my native language.
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liammcg
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Ireland
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19 October 2014 at 3:56pm | IP Logged 
Recently while talking about a child's birthday party, a learner of Irish informed me
that the children were "ag ithe caca". Caca is the genitive of cac. A quick dictionary
search will clear up why I struggled not to burst out laughing. The importance of vowel
accents cannot be over stressed if you enjoy eating cáca (cake).
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soclydeza85
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Speaks: English*
Studies: German, French

 
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19 October 2014 at 10:14pm | IP Logged 
I've heard of some funny stories. A group of people from an American company were having a business lunch-meeting in France with some French affiliates. I guess one of the French guys meant to ask (in English) when they were going to eat the mid-course, but instead asked everyone when they were going to have intercourse.

In German, some nouns are similar to English but require an -en to pluralize it. An American guy was at a company party (of some sort) over in Germany and was looking for some nuts to eat so he went around asking "Wo kann ich ein paar Nutten finden?" Good guess on his part, too bad he really asked "where can I find some hookers?"

I forget the rest but I'll report back when I remember.


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