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AlexTG
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 Message 33 of 61
15 June 2014 at 7:41pm | IP Logged 
"If you want to read newspapers in your TL, don't read newspapers in your TL."
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Serpent
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 Message 34 of 61
15 June 2014 at 10:27pm | IP Logged 
"If you don't want to read newspapers in your TL, read them anyway because books are too difficult for you."
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shk00design
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 Message 35 of 61
16 June 2014 at 6:56am | IP Logged 
I think going to class that focuses on grammar (subject-verb conjugations with a language like French
or Spanish) and a bit of vocabulary should be included in the "Waste of Time" category. Many people
including myself took French classes in school and the result was years of WOT and still not able to
communicate even at the basic level.

The topic of learning a language with a heavy emphasis on grammar before conversation has been
discussed on this forum at least a few times so no need to repeat the point.

Edited by shk00design on 16 June 2014 at 6:57am

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kanewai
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 Message 36 of 61
16 June 2014 at 7:23am | IP Logged 
I should have book marked some of my favorite reviews on Amazon. I can't always tell if
the posts are fake, or if the reviewer is just naive. Here's one I saw this weekend
from Michel Thomas Arabic:

It is utterly amazing how well this method works. It blows my mind to think that one
can achieve an intermediate level on a language such as Arabic in a matter of hours.
Yes! Hours.


I like the course, but this claim is just full blown nonsense. I've seen others that
rave about how they learned 1000's of words in just eight hours.

And there are dozens of books promising secret magnetic memory techniques like this
one:

Discover a powerful system to instantly learn cantonese chinese words. By using
memory techniques based on images, you will be able to learn cantonese vocabulary
quickly and effortlessly.

Simply look at an image, and you will immediately be able to memorize the sound and
tone of the cantonese word.

So don't miss this opportunity. Save yourself countless wasted hours of effort with
this essential system. Learn hundreds of Cantonese words in 24 hours, and build your
vocabulary at an astonishing rate!



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Mani
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 Message 37 of 61
16 June 2014 at 12:59pm | IP Logged 
montmorency wrote:
Develop a stand-up routine in your TL, then go to an open-mic night in a comedy club in the capital city of your TL country, and see if you can deal with the hecklers. (probably too risky in the provinces until you've ironed out a few of the bumps).


Nice one. I can think of at least three comedians who have tried this successfully. :)

There's only a flaw in your plan when your TL is German - no hecklers ...
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tomgosse
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 Message 38 of 61
16 June 2014 at 1:22pm | IP Logged 
The absolutely dumbest idea I ever hear of: In the 1960's a friend of mine took LSD
convinced that he could read a German language text book while tripping and learn the
language. It didn't work; the letters kept falling off the page. True story.

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Jeffers
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 Message 39 of 61
16 June 2014 at 2:17pm | IP Logged 
tomgosse wrote:
The absolutely dumbest idea I ever hear of: In the 1960's a friend of
mine took LSD
convinced that he could read a German language text book while tripping and learn the
language. It didn't work; the letters kept falling off the page. True story.


That's actually perfect! He just forgot to mop up the words with his brain. I hate it
when someone argues against a perfectly good method simply because "someone they know"
didn't do it right.
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dampingwire
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 Message 40 of 61
16 June 2014 at 11:23pm | IP Logged 
kanewai wrote:
I should have book marked some of my favorite reviews on Amazon. I
can't always tell if
the posts are fake, or if the reviewer is just naive. Here's one I saw this weekend
from Michel Thomas Arabic:

It is utterly amazing how well this method works. It blows my mind to think that one
can achieve an intermediate level on a language such as Arabic in a matter of hours.
Yes! Hours.



Seems perfectly reasonable to me. I've achieved Lower Intermediate in Japanese in just
hours. A mere matter of ~3000 hours ... Completely blew my mind :-)





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