nicozerpa Triglot Senior Member Argentina Joined 4327 days ago 182 posts - 315 votes Speaks: Spanish*, Portuguese, English Studies: Italian, German
| Message 9 of 23 23 February 2013 at 2:17am | IP Logged |
Kadin.Goldberg wrote:
I was taking a Spanish class in Bolivia and was talking with my teacher. He asked me to
talk about my grandparents. I said that my grandmother really loved "pajeros" (don't
know how to spell it but the emphasis was on e... like pajEros) instead of "pajeros"
(with the emphasis on A) which means birds. He started busting up laughing and couldn't
stop.... apparently pajEros is the word for young people that masturbate. Whoops. |
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Be careful, the word for bird in Spanish is "pájaro", with A, not with E ;)
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nicozerpa Triglot Senior Member Argentina Joined 4327 days ago 182 posts - 315 votes Speaks: Spanish*, Portuguese, English Studies: Italian, German
| Message 10 of 23 23 February 2013 at 2:46am | IP Logged |
It happened to a Canadian friend of mine who learned Spanish in Mexico. The first time he came to my country (Argentina), he was fascinated with alfajores. An alfajor a confection made by two round biscuits joined by dulce de leche (milk caramel) and coated by chocolate.
One day, when he tried to buy an alfajor in a convenience store, he forgot the name, so he asked for those "panecillos llenos de cajeta" (literally: "biscuits filled with cajeta").
In Mexico, cajeta is a kind of milk jam, similar to South American dulce de leche. Unfortunately, my friend didn't know that in Argentina, cajeta is a slang term for vagina.
Edited by nicozerpa on 23 February 2013 at 3:00am
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Presidio Triglot Newbie United States Joined 4582 days ago 39 posts - 150 votes Speaks: English*, Russian, German Studies: Spanish, Arabic (Gulf)
| Message 11 of 23 23 February 2013 at 4:10am | IP Logged |
Three weeks into my Russian courses at the Defense Language Institute we were informed we would have our first oral exam in front of a group of three native Russian instructors in two days.
We were given typical questions – “What is your name?” “How old are you?” “What street do you live on?” etc. – and examples of possible answers.
I lazily planned to use the instructor’s example and say “I live on Red Street.”
While studying the night before orals, I watched the movie “2011,” where in it a Russian called an American a ‘chicken’ - ‘курицa.”
The next day, in front of the panel, when asked what street I live on, I proudly proclaimed: “Я живу на краснои курицe.”
The head of the panel stopped the tape recorder, looked me square in the eye, and said, “Let me get this straight: YOU live…on a red chicken.”
It took me a long time to live that one down.
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My other mistake was more unintentional linguistic insensitivity than anything else.
When I lived in Berlin as a very young man, I learned much of my German from the girl I was living with.
She told me that the German word for ‘sweetheart’ or ‘sweetie’ was “Schatzie.”
I decided to use that word in a sentence with her and it was then, while being yelled at for 20 minutes straight, that I learned you never – EVER – refer to your German girlfriend as “My little Nazi Schatzi.”
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Fuenf_Katzen Diglot Senior Member United States notjustajd.wordpress Joined 4370 days ago 337 posts - 476 votes Speaks: English*, German Studies: Polish, Ukrainian, Afrikaans
| Message 12 of 23 23 February 2013 at 6:19pm | IP Logged |
This happened not too long ago. I was attempting to talk about a department in a university (Abteilung), but instead mixed up a few letters and said (more than once) "Abtreibung," which means an abortion! The worst part was that nobody corrected me or pointed out the error!
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embici Triglot Senior Member CanadaRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 4611 days ago 263 posts - 370 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, French Studies: Greek
| Message 13 of 23 23 February 2013 at 7:40pm | IP Logged |
When I was first learning Spanish I was living with a family in South America. At meal
time I was often asked "¿Te gustó?" I was confused by the use of the past tense as I was
in the middle of eating. In addition,I was confusing the Spanish gustar with the French
gouter.
I thought they were asking me if I had tasted it before. Since so much of the tropical
food was new to me I almost always replied "No." They thought I was the pickiest eater
ever.
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zerrubabbel Senior Member United States Joined 4601 days ago 232 posts - 287 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Japanese, Mandarin
| Message 14 of 23 24 February 2013 at 2:33am | IP Logged |
Morgue things in japanese are often considered rude and vulgar, so it wasn't really a surprise to me when I messed
this up, but it was embarrassing none the less... at the time I was hardly aware of how one speaks respectfully of
the deceased, but I used "shimatta" which either way translates to "closed" or "damned" but from that situation I
learned the handy phrase "naku narimashita". embarrassed, but Im glad I got to learn from it.
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milesaway Triglot Senior Member Russian Federation Joined 4332 days ago 134 posts - 181 votes Speaks: French, English*, Russian Studies: Finnish, Sign Language
| Message 15 of 23 24 February 2013 at 7:07pm | IP Logged |
I had a brain cramp and told my student that I was going snowboarding at farthead mountain. He stifled a snort, and I clued in on the way home that I had gotten the letters of the ski hill mixed up. Ah, Russian.
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James29 Diglot Senior Member United States Joined 5376 days ago 1265 posts - 2113 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: French
| Message 16 of 23 24 February 2013 at 7:49pm | IP Logged |
When it was apparent that I said something silly (because my skype partner was laughing at me), I followed it up with "estoy muy embarazado." My skype partner then fell out of her chair laughing.
For those of you non-Spanish speakers, embarazado means pregnant, not embarrassed... so I said "I am very pregnant." For those of you Spanish speakers, am I the only idiot that has made that mistake?
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