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| rdearman Senior Member United Kingdom rdearman.orgRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 5238 days ago 881 posts - 1812 votes  Speaks: English* Studies: Italian, French, Mandarin | Message 1 of 77 01 October 2014 at 3:32pm | IP Logged | ||
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Because of the length limits on topics I see some which I find really amusing, I can't help myself. Here are my REAL answers to the subjects which have been raised recently. (Just for laughs! No offence intended!)
Q: How many languages do Europeans speak? A: All the European ones. Q: How many words to speak? A: One. Q: How long does it take for a kid? A: 9 months Q: When do you "speak" a language? A: When I open my mouth. Q: A method for dealing with wanderlust? A: Stay home? Q: Pop-up dictionary: when and how? A: At night, alone, under the covers. Q: What impresses you? A: Teflon Q: How scared are you of interference? A: Not at all, I have a digital radio. Q: Do you always love your 1st? A: If her husband is away... Q: What Motivates the "Super-Posters"? A: Kryptonite... or is that a de-motivator? Q: Why learn languages? A: To ask for beer and the toilet. Q: A language you cannot resist? A: Sicilian Q: How do you read foreign books? A: In a foreign language. Q: Learning to listen? A: No I'm just eavesdropping. Q: Best tablet for language learning? A: Rosetta Stone? Q: Best way to go through a book? A: Why not just step around it? They aren't that big. Q: A class that "works"? A: Applied Engineering? Q: Best preparation for Immersion??? A: Swimming trunks. Q: How do native children learn? A: At school. 61 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| Jeffers Senior Member United Kingdom Joined 4911 days ago 2151 posts - 3960 votes Speaks: English* Studies: Hindi, Ancient Greek, French, Sanskrit, German | Message 2 of 77 01 October 2014 at 5:15pm | IP Logged | ||
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Possibly the best post ever.
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| garyb Triglot Senior Member ScotlandRegistered users can see my Skype Name Joined 5209 days ago 1468 posts - 2413 votes Speaks: English*, Italian, French Studies: Spanish | Message 3 of 77 01 October 2014 at 5:20pm | IP Logged | ||
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Q: Is comprehension measurable?
A: 95% of the time. Q: Should I learn Spanish, French or German? A: Yes. Q: Best way to listen? A: With your ears. Q: How to make things stick? A: Glue. 16 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| patrickwilken Senior Member Germany radiant-flux.net Joined 4535 days ago 1546 posts - 3200 votes Studies: German | Message 4 of 77 01 October 2014 at 6:42pm | IP Logged | ||
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Q: Can you ask and answer questions with a hand-selected kernel of twenty words?
A: Yes, twenty words is all you need to ask and answer questions. Edited by patrickwilken on 01 October 2014 at 6:44pm 7 persons have voted this message useful | |||
 emk Diglot Moderator United States Joined 5534 days ago 2615 posts - 8806 votes Speaks: English*, FrenchB2 Studies: Spanish, Ancient Egyptian Personal Language Map | Message 5 of 77 01 October 2014 at 7:21pm | IP Logged | ||
There's even a YouTube video! Learn French in One Word. 5 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| iguanamon Pentaglot Senior Member Virgin Islands Speaks: Ladino Joined 5264 days ago 2241 posts - 6731 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, Portuguese, Haitian Creole, Creole (French) | Message 6 of 77 01 October 2014 at 7:29pm | IP Logged | ||
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Looks like a lot of us have been holding back!
Q: Do almost all Muslims speak Arabic? A: The Arab ones do. Q: One language at a time? A: When you can speak two at the same time, let me know, I want to see that! Q: Becoming a faster reader? A: Yes, four word sentences help tremendously- .01 seconds!!! Edited by iguanamon on 01 October 2014 at 7:44pm 8 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| tarvos Super Polyglot Winner TAC 2012 Senior Member China likeapolyglot.wordpr Joined 4709 days ago 5310 posts - 9399 votes Speaks: Dutch*, English, Swedish, French, Russian, German, Italian, Norwegian, Mandarin, Romanian, Afrikaans Studies: Greek, Modern Hebrew, Spanish, Portuguese, Czech, Korean, Esperanto, Finnish | Message 7 of 77 01 October 2014 at 7:34pm | IP Logged | ||
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Q: When are you fluent in a language?
A: When someone who doesn't speak that language doesn't understand what you are saying in it. Q: When do you have to start speaking a language? A: When you're asked to speak. Q: Best way to speak a language? A: Clearly. 15 persons have voted this message useful | |||
| Serpent Octoglot Senior Member Russian Federation serpent-849.livejour Joined 6599 days ago 9753 posts - 15779 votes 4 sounds Speaks: Russian*, English, FinnishC1, Latin, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese Studies: Danish, Romanian, Polish, Belarusian, Ukrainian, Croatian, Slovenian, Catalan, Czech, Galician, Dutch, Swedish | Message 8 of 77 01 October 2014 at 8:32pm | IP Logged | ||
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-Splitting long mp3 files?
-Easier than fitting your title into the box. -Is it how I learned it, or what? -Yes. -Where to go after Michel Thomas? -I've heard some went to Hollywood. -Is this likely to be a problem? -If you suspect so, yes. -How to start? -Stop putting it off. -Specific words and where to find them? -You mean fantastic beasts? -How to make yourself want something? -By making it more appealing. -When to start with output? -When you can't contain it any longer or whenever you have a rare opportunity. -Learning Swedish to practice Norwegian? -No. Edited by Serpent on 01 October 2014 at 8:39pm 9 persons have voted this message useful |
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