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Volte
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 Message 81 of 185
09 July 2008 at 12:57am | IP Logged 
waremchan wrote:
I once went for a walk with Carla, an Italian friend of mine, and we saw a bumblebee. I didn't know the Italian word for it, so I asked her. She looked at the bumblebee, puzzled, and said, 'vespa' - a wasp. I couldn't keep laughing, she got angry. And that was the happy end.


I'd probably call it an "ape" - which, despite the amusing spelling, is approximately "ah-pay".

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 Message 82 of 185
09 July 2008 at 12:20pm | IP Logged 
I was with my host family in Japan when they asked me "how old is your cousin?". I wanted to answer "she is 9", which would be "kyuusai desu", but I said "kusai desu" instead, which means "she is stinking". You can imagine it, we laughed for hours!

Stupid Japanese and its double names for numbers!
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 Message 83 of 185
10 July 2008 at 8:05am | IP Logged 
brozman wrote:
I was with my host family in Japan when they asked me "how old is your cousin?". I wanted to answer "she is 9", which would be "kyuusai desu", but I said "kusai desu" instead, which means "she is stinking". You can imagine it, we laughed for hours!

Stupid Japanese and its double names for numbers!


That's very funny!
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qklilx
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 Message 84 of 185
10 July 2008 at 4:25pm | IP Logged 
This is more of a blunder regarding my target language rather than being in my target language.

I was walking with a couple of friends across the street from my Korean university campus last year, speaking English. At some point in one of my sentences I said the word "shit" as an interjection. Since I was quoting someone there was nothing after this, especially after what happened next.

I noticed a high school girl in the corner of my eye. Her face completely elongated with shock and surprise at what I had just said. See, in Korean there is a word "ssibal," which is the equivalent of most of the vulgar English interjections, even the bad ones. You can shorten it to just "ssi" if you want. I saw the girl talking to her friends and pointing at me and I realized what had happened after I had passed and I made a very big "NO" hand gesture at her.
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 Message 85 of 185
10 July 2008 at 11:08pm | IP Logged 
qklilx wrote:
This is more of a blunder regarding my target language rather than being in my target language.

I was walking with a couple of friends across the street from my Korean university campus last year, speaking English. At some point in one of my sentences I said the word "shit" as an interjection. Since I was quoting someone there was nothing after this, especially after what happened next.

I noticed a high school girl in the corner of my eye. Her face completely elongated with shock and surprise at what I had just said. See, in Korean there is a word "ssibal," which is the equivalent of most of the vulgar English interjections, even the bad ones. You can shorten it to just "ssi" if you want. I saw the girl talking to her friends and pointing at me and I realized what had happened after I had passed and I made a very big "NO" hand gesture at her.


qklilx, I can usually decipher what your meaning is on IRC, but this post has me stumped! How did 'ssi' and 'shit' get mixed up (or did they?) and why was this so severe a blunder?
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Olympia
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 Message 86 of 185
13 July 2008 at 5:26pm | IP Logged 
A few years ago in a Spanish class, we were learning about archaeology and ruins and vocabulary like that, and I
wanted to say, "El archaeologo buscó entre las piedras y encontró el tesoro." ("The archaeologist looked in between
the rocks and found the treasure.") Instead, I said, "El archaeologo buscó entre las piernas y encontró el
tesoro." (The archaeologist looked between the LEGS and found the treasure.) I will never forget the look on my
teacher's face. Luckily, I realized my mistake immediately and corrected myself without her having to explain my
mistake to the whole class.

Edited by Olympia on 13 July 2008 at 5:27pm

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qklilx
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 Message 87 of 185
14 July 2008 at 3:29pm | IP Logged 
sajro wrote:
qklilx, I can usually decipher what your meaning is on IRC, but this post has me stumped! How did 'ssi' and 'shit' get mixed up (or did they?) and why was this so severe a blunder?


Like I mentioned, I was outside the campus. I should have mentioned it was pretty crowded, so there were many, many people conversing. I should also mention that "ssi" is pronounced "she." That's how they got mixed up. And as I said, "ssi" is a shortened form of "ssibal," which is a very bad word in Korean.

I guess the confusion doesn't make this humorous anymore. =(
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mytamk
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 Message 88 of 185
16 July 2008 at 4:31pm | IP Logged 
My Japanese instructor told us she had a relative visiting the U.S. from Japan to practice his English. Since Japanese do not have "Si" in their language, only "Shi", he was telling the dog to "Shit". "Shit". When he actually meant "sit, sit".


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