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Humorous Blunders in Your Target Language

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learnvietnamese
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 Message 177 of 185
11 September 2011 at 2:06pm | IP Logged 
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Gi and d (and r in the North) in Vietnamese is 'z' in English, but g by itself can also be 'g'. I was confused, and thought the word for girl was giái, not gái. The word giái is actually spelt dái, and means testicle.


Jarm, I wonder how you felt when you spotted the blunder. +1.
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pfn123
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 Message 178 of 185
16 September 2011 at 4:40am | IP Logged 
Not long before my first trip to China, I was speaking with a Chinese friend. He asked me how I was feeling about the trip. I hadn’t been learning Mandarin for very long, and I felt that language would be a problem, especially my pronunciation. So, I answered him by saying ‘我着急’. At least, that’s what I thought I said. He stared at me in shock and stuttered: ‘你说什么呢?’ In fact, instead of saying ‘我着急’ (wŏ zháo jí), I actually said ‘我找鸡’ (wŏ zhăo jī), which, as my friend explained, has a very unsavoury meaning indeed. So, I learnt that tones matter, and practised them a lot more after that! Ironic too, considering I was 着急 about my pronunciation…
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pesahson
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 Message 179 of 185
27 June 2013 at 8:32am | IP Logged 
The Guardian published an article on the subject of language blunders. In the comments you'll find plenty of examples from the readers.

The Guardian Language Mistakes
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nikolic993
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 Message 180 of 185
01 April 2015 at 12:49am | IP Logged 
Well, I was hopping that I wouldn't end up writing anything in this thread, but it finally happened yesterday.

We were learning some hand gestures in Italian class, and we were supposed to connect the pictures with their definitions or common expressions that are used with them. It was my turn to read the expression out loud and I was supposed to say "Che fifa!(How scary!), but instead I actually said "Che figa!(Something like "What a c**t!"). I only realized after like 2 seconds that I made a mistake, and I corrected myself right away while the professor was giving me a blank stare. None of the other students understood what I said, but unfortunately the female professor did.

Edited by nikolic993 on 01 April 2015 at 1:12am

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basica
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 Message 181 of 185
01 April 2015 at 1:59am | IP Logged 
When I was in high school I had this guy come up to me and say "hey, tell me how to
insult people in Serbian". I didn't like him very much so I said tell somebody "Ja sam
budala" - it means you are an idiot. He smiled and then a while later he went up to a
Croatian guy in our grade and said "HEY X, JA SAM BUDALA!!" the guy looked confused and
then started laughing, the guy I didn't like think he mustn't have heard him properly or
something so he says it even louder "JA SAM BUDALA!!!!!!"

It was quite amusing :) (Ja sam means I am).
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kanewai
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 Message 182 of 185
01 April 2015 at 2:36am | IP Logged 
Something I learned in San Juan: In Puerto Rico tripe is los callos while
tripa is slang for something more private. It's poor form to ask the bartender,
"su plata de tripa ¿es grande o pequeña?"


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kanewai
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 Message 183 of 185
01 April 2015 at 2:44am | IP Logged 
One more:

In Chuukese (Micronesian) purha chicken, and perhaw is shark.

The first time I saw a shark while spear fishing I jumped onto the nearest rock and
started screaming that I just saw a giant chicken. I couldn't understand why everyone
else stayed so damn calm.

Edited by kanewai on 01 April 2015 at 2:45am

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pesahson
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 Message 184 of 185
01 April 2015 at 8:03am | IP Logged 
basica wrote:
When I was in high school I had this guy come up to me and say "hey, tell me how to
insult people in Serbian". I didn't like him very much so I said tell somebody "Ja sam
budala" - it means you are an idiot. He smiled and then a while later he went up to a
Croatian guy in our grade and said "HEY X, JA SAM BUDALA!!" the guy looked confused and
then started laughing, the guy I didn't like think he mustn't have heard him properly or
something so he says it even louder "JA SAM BUDALA!!!!!!"

It was quite amusing :) (Ja sam means I am).


I think that's a great thing to do and who knows, it might save him being in a fight. Imagine he wants to use it in a serious situation. "You're an idiot" would make things worse. But someone admitting "I'm an idiot" will probably end in laughter.


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