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Matheus
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 Message 9 of 63
16 November 2011 at 7:54pm | IP Logged 
The Apostrophe's bar.
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 Message 10 of 63
16 November 2011 at 8:14pm | IP Logged 
Totally off topic (but a "walks into a bar" joke):


Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The bardender asks, "Would you like a beer?"
Descartes says, "I think not."

And he disappears!


Yuk, yuk, yuk! I kill me.

Now back to your regularly scheduled grammar.
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 Message 11 of 63
17 November 2011 at 12:18am | IP Logged 
A sentence fragment in a bar.
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 Message 12 of 63
17 November 2011 at 2:43am | IP Logged 
( opens the bar but never closes.

Such a poor joke from me ha!
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 Message 13 of 63
17 November 2011 at 3:05am | IP Logged 
A split infinitive walks into a bar hoping to temporarily escape from all the controversy surrounding it.
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 Message 14 of 63
17 November 2011 at 3:15am | IP Logged 
A relative clause walks into a bar that that a friend to him the other day recommended has.
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 Message 15 of 63
17 November 2011 at 5:14am | IP Logged 
A | walks into a bar and asks if it can smoke.
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 Message 16 of 63
17 November 2011 at 6:53am | IP Logged 
一啤酒走進酒巴。保安說:"我不管你多大, 你沒帶量詞我不能讓你進來!"

Sorry, this doesn't translate well into English:

"Beer walks into a bar. The bouncer says "I don't care how big you are; if you haven't brought a measure word, I can't let you in!"

Edited by Ari on 17 November 2011 at 6:54am



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