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| Voxel Newbie France Joined 4867 days ago 31 posts - 45 votes Speaks: French* Studies: Russian | Message 9 of 16 29 April 2012 at 1:56pm | IP Logged | ||
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes  Speaks: English* | Message 10 of 16 30 April 2012 at 5:53pm | IP Logged | ||
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Il y a certains charpentiers qui pensent que les rongeurs sont moches. D'autres trouvent les rabots.
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes Speaks: English* | Message 11 of 16 02 May 2012 at 9:44am | IP Logged | ||
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Je viens de faire poser des tuiles par un couvreur auvergnat. Mais ces tuiles ne sont pas de couleur foncée. Et non, il est clermontois.
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| eilis91 Bilingual Tetraglot Newbie France Joined 4589 days ago 28 posts - 54 votes Speaks: English*, Irish*, French, Italian Studies: German, Yoruba | Message 12 of 16 16 May 2012 at 5:07pm | IP Logged | ||
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes Speaks: English* | Message 13 of 16 25 May 2012 at 12:31am | IP Logged | ||
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J'ai dit au cuisinier principal d'un restaurant - "Les chapeaux de ta brigade ne sont pas propres, il va falloir que tu les couvres, chef".
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes Speaks: English* | Message 14 of 16 09 August 2012 at 1:31pm | IP Logged | ||
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Mon nouveau produit pour protéger les plongeurs contre les poissons n'est pas reservé aux professionnels. N'importe qui peut anti-raie profit.
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes Speaks: English* | Message 15 of 16 09 August 2012 at 1:32pm | IP Logged | ||
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Ce soir on va rester au calme comme des arbres qui signent le bail d'un appartement. Et oui, troncs qui louent.
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| NewLanguageGuy Groupie France youtube.com/NewLangu Joined 4620 days ago 74 posts - 134 votes Speaks: English* | Message 16 of 16 10 October 2012 at 3:08pm | IP Logged | ||
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Je suis content de voir que tu possèdes uniquement ton propre préservatif, et non pas celui de ton voisin. Et oui... ta queue le tient.
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