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Monox D. I-Fly
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 Message 57 of 77
17 April 2015 at 7:26pm | IP Logged 
Q: Write "red", "blue", and "yellow" in another language.
A: FF0000, 0000FF, and FFFF00.
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tarvos
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 Message 58 of 77
21 April 2015 at 3:21am | IP Logged 
Q: Comparing language portfolios
A: ...is like comparing penis size among males.
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Monox D. I-Fly
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 Message 59 of 77
01 May 2015 at 7:59pm | IP Logged 
Once my student raised his index finger and middle finger at once then jokingly asked me "What number is this?". The answer is usually either two (the amount of fingers raised) or eleven (because those fingers form two 1s).

Me: "Five."
Him: "How can it be?"
Me: "Roman numeral."
Him (looking at his fingers): "Uh, yeah. Right."
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TerryW
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 Message 60 of 77
03 May 2015 at 3:28pm | IP Logged 
Q: What's the best way to use Assimil?

A: Please take a number. We are currently experiencing heavy volume, all inquiries for this topic will be
answered in the order they're received . . .

Edited by TerryW on 03 May 2015 at 3:36pm

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rdearman
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Studies: Italian, French, Mandarin

 
 Message 61 of 77
09 May 2015 at 9:09pm | IP Logged 
Q: What app do you want that doesn’t exist?
A: One that lets me read my wife’s mind.
A: One that lets me make my boss give me a raise.
A: One that tells me the winning lottery numbers in advance.
A: One that gives me immortality.
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Serpent
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 Message 62 of 77
09 May 2015 at 9:37pm | IP Logged 
Q: What app do you want that doesn’t exist?
A: If you can describe it, it already exists in your mind.
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soclydeza85
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Studies: German, French

 
 Message 63 of 77
29 May 2015 at 5:36am | IP Logged 
-You know you’re a language nerd when...
-You're a member of a site dedicated to languages

-Going to French from Spanish
-Such an effort would quickly go south..........west-ish

-How much is enough?
-By its own definition, enough.

-Do languages shape anatomy?
-Let me ask my fiance...

-Using an L2 as an L1?
-I don't know, I haven't played PlayStation in years

-Moving from B2 to C2
-I heard the best way is through C1 first

-Podcast me!
-No.

-What app do you want that doesn’t exist?
-An HTLAL app (serious)

EDIT: Realized I misread the French FROM Spanish thread title wrong, so it doesn't make sense. Oh well, I'm leaving it anyway.

Edited by soclydeza85 on 29 May 2015 at 5:39am

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daegga
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 Message 64 of 77
15 June 2015 at 2:00am | IP Logged 
Q: Decline in Native Language?
A: Doing it all the time, would sound stupid otherwise.


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