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Ogrim
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France
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Studies: Russian, Catalan, Latin, Greek, Romanian

 
 Message 25 of 77
28 October 2014 at 2:17pm | IP Logged 
Q: Is English losing the synth comparative?
A: Compared to Japanese synths perhaps.
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daegga
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Austria
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 Message 26 of 77
28 October 2014 at 5:11pm | IP Logged 
Q: How many languages do Europeans speak?
A: *raising two fingers* Dos.
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Serpent
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 Message 27 of 77
30 October 2014 at 6:29pm | IP Logged 
Q: Stop speaking to me in English
A: What did you expect when you said this in English?
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iguanamon
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 Message 28 of 77
30 October 2014 at 6:50pm | IP Logged 
Q: Bliu, Bliu good or not?
A: Only if you used a handkerchief after that sneeze.

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chokofingrz
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 Message 29 of 77
31 October 2014 at 1:18am | IP Logged 
Q: Do Polyglots' Returns have to diminish?
A: I hope so. We would all benefit from a significant drop in airfares.

Q: I want learn X in Y months?
A: X=5.63, Y=0. You're welcome.

Q: Total Immersion or Partial Immersion?
A: Spaghetti is not supposed to be served crunchy.
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luke
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United States
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 Message 30 of 77
31 October 2014 at 1:52am | IP Logged 
Q: How do polyglots do it?
A: With a lot of sweet talk.

Edited by luke on 31 October 2014 at 1:54am

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luke
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United States
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 Message 31 of 77
31 October 2014 at 12:29pm | IP Logged 
Q: How Many Native Tongues are Possible?
A: Two. White man speak in forked tongue.

Q: Why grammar does not help?
A: Because the syntax is wrong.
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tarvos
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China
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Studies: Greek, Modern Hebrew, Spanish, Portuguese, Czech, Korean, Esperanto, Finnish

 
 Message 32 of 77
31 October 2014 at 1:12pm | IP Logged 
Q: What does activating a language mean
A: You push the button and the computer speaks Spanish.


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