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Chung
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 Message 33 of 77
31 October 2014 at 4:13pm | IP Logged 
Q: What age were you...
A: This is a forum for learning languages, you know...
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chiara-sai
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 Message 34 of 77
31 October 2014 at 4:58pm | IP Logged 
Q: Meaning of bilingual.
A: It’s a rare genetic aberration by which a person is born with two tongues. It usually requires a surgical
procedure to remove one of them.

Q: Stop speaking to me in English.
A: Се пропрё инсисти…
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rdearman
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 Message 35 of 77
02 November 2014 at 11:11am | IP Logged 
Q: How long does it REALLY take to learn a language?
A: From when you are born, until they bury you. But only for your native language, the rest you'll never REALLY know.
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chiara-sai
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 Message 36 of 77
02 November 2014 at 11:27am | IP Logged 
Q: How long does it REALLY take to learn a language?
A: 5
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Luso
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 Message 37 of 77
02 November 2014 at 12:18pm | IP Logged 
Q: How do I learn Portugese?
A: Start by working on your English spelling.


kanewai wrote:
So wait, that means we just turned ten this September. Somehow I missed this. Was there a party? And why wasn't I invited????

Someone did remember. No party, though.


Maybe the funniest thread ever, by the way.
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Luso
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 Message 38 of 77
02 November 2014 at 12:35pm | IP Logged 
tarvos wrote:
Q: How many of you learn for fun?
A: Surveys show that 23.78643979% of all language learners learn for fun.

This one brings to mind the "A researcher lost in the depths of some University has found out that native speakers of X language can't understand each other, regardless of what they say, so they better shut up and accept it!"
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luke
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 Message 39 of 77
02 November 2014 at 2:54pm | IP Logged 
Q: What age were you?
A: My current age is N. I have been all ages between 0 and N.
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luke
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 Message 40 of 77
03 November 2014 at 12:43am | IP Logged 
Q: Do kids forget faster than adults?
A: If you mean stuff like "put the toilet seat down", then the differentiator is usually sex rather than age.

Edited by luke on 03 November 2014 at 7:14am



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