Ogrim Heptaglot Senior Member France Joined 4641 days ago 991 posts - 1896 votes Speaks: Norwegian*, English, Spanish, French, Romansh, German, Italian Studies: Russian, Catalan, Latin, Greek, Romanian
| Message 25 of 77 28 October 2014 at 2:17pm | IP Logged |
Q: Is English losing the synth comparative?
A: Compared to Japanese synths perhaps.
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daegga Tetraglot Senior Member Austria lang-8.com/553301 Joined 4523 days ago 1076 posts - 1792 votes Speaks: German*, EnglishC2, Swedish, Norwegian Studies: Danish, French, Finnish, Icelandic
| Message 26 of 77 28 October 2014 at 5:11pm | IP Logged |
Q: How many languages do Europeans speak?
A: *raising two fingers* Dos.
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Serpent Octoglot Senior Member Russian Federation serpent-849.livejour Joined 6599 days ago 9753 posts - 15779 votes 4 sounds Speaks: Russian*, English, FinnishC1, Latin, German, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese Studies: Danish, Romanian, Polish, Belarusian, Ukrainian, Croatian, Slovenian, Catalan, Czech, Galician, Dutch, Swedish
| Message 27 of 77 30 October 2014 at 6:29pm | IP Logged |
Q: Stop speaking to me in English
A: What did you expect when you said this in English?
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iguanamon Pentaglot Senior Member Virgin Islands Speaks: Ladino Joined 5264 days ago 2241 posts - 6731 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish, Portuguese, Haitian Creole, Creole (French)
| Message 28 of 77 30 October 2014 at 6:50pm | IP Logged |
Q: Bliu, Bliu good or not?
A: Only if you used a handkerchief after that sneeze.
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chokofingrz Pentaglot Senior Member England Joined 5191 days ago 241 posts - 430 votes Speaks: English*, French, Spanish, German, Italian Studies: Russian, Japanese, Catalan, Luxembourgish
| Message 29 of 77 31 October 2014 at 1:18am | IP Logged |
Q: Do Polyglots' Returns have to diminish?
A: I hope so. We would all benefit from a significant drop in airfares.
Q: I want learn X in Y months?
A: X=5.63, Y=0. You're welcome.
Q: Total Immersion or Partial Immersion?
A: Spaghetti is not supposed to be served crunchy.
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luke Diglot Senior Member United States Joined 7207 days ago 3133 posts - 4351 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: Esperanto, French
| Message 30 of 77 31 October 2014 at 1:52am | IP Logged |
Q: How do polyglots do it?
A: With a lot of sweet talk.
Edited by luke on 31 October 2014 at 1:54am
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luke Diglot Senior Member United States Joined 7207 days ago 3133 posts - 4351 votes Speaks: English*, Spanish Studies: Esperanto, French
| Message 31 of 77 31 October 2014 at 12:29pm | IP Logged |
Q: How Many Native Tongues are Possible?
A: Two. White man speak in forked tongue.
Q: Why grammar does not help?
A: Because the syntax is wrong.
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tarvos Super Polyglot Winner TAC 2012 Senior Member China likeapolyglot.wordpr Joined 4709 days ago 5310 posts - 9399 votes Speaks: Dutch*, English, Swedish, French, Russian, German, Italian, Norwegian, Mandarin, Romanian, Afrikaans Studies: Greek, Modern Hebrew, Spanish, Portuguese, Czech, Korean, Esperanto, Finnish
| Message 32 of 77 31 October 2014 at 1:12pm | IP Logged |
Q: What does activating a language mean
A: You push the button and the computer speaks Spanish.
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