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orion
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 Message 33 of 140
29 December 2006 at 1:57am | IP Logged 
There was a Chinese guy in the building where I used to work whose name was Longlong Wang.It used to cause some raised eyebrows amongst visitors who saw it on the building directory in the lobby!
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cameroncrc
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 Message 34 of 140
29 March 2007 at 1:20pm | IP Logged 
We did a play in 6th grade that was about Germany. We gave the people silly names like "Longshnoz" and "Olga Fettshweinefleish"
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bela_lugosi
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 Message 35 of 140
29 March 2007 at 2:34pm | IP Logged 
In Italy there's some poor guy named Massimo Piacere (translates as Maximus Pleasure..) :D I wonder what women think of him... ;)

There are also:

James Bondi
Felice Mastronzo (felice ma stronzo = happy but an a**hole..)
Felice Finocchio ('happy faggot')
Adolf Reich
Massimo della Pena ('Maximus Punishment', and the guy is a lawyer! :p)
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Iversen
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 Message 36 of 140
12 April 2007 at 9:55am | IP Logged 
.. or what about the German politician who has to live with the name "Teufel" (Devil)?
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echoes
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 Message 37 of 140
27 April 2007 at 8:12am | IP Logged 
The news channel CNN en español has an Israel correspondent named José Levy. The name isn't anything weird or anything, but you take a very very common Spanish first name and a very very common Jewish surname and for some reason the combination cracks me up.
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Vinchy
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 Message 38 of 140
24 June 2007 at 2:23pm | IP Logged 
In Norway we have the male first name Odd which is quite common, and female names such as Gunn and Randi.
Some names look quite funny on paper, but are pronounced differently, f.ex. the male name Roar, pronounced Rou-ar.

My fathers name is Per, which is pronounced just about the same way as the French word for father (pére). I found this amusing when I was living i France because I could say that my fathers name was 'father' ("mon pére s'appelle pére")

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agimcomas
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 Message 39 of 140
24 June 2007 at 4:41pm | IP Logged 
In Spain, where people have double sirnames formed by the father's sirname and the mother's, sometimes people are called Rodríguez-Rodríguez, or González-González. It is quite funny.

The italian sirname "Saputo" sounds very funny in Spanish. I also knew a real-state agency called "Peduto" (which is a sirname). My mother was born in a town called LanĂşs, which in french would be read the sames as "l'anus" (the anus).



I had a maths teacher in primary school who would give funny names to the characters he invented while dictating a problem for us to resolve. He would say things like "Pedro Gado" (drogado= drugged/high) or ""Matias Queroso" (asqueroso=disgusting) has 3 apples and 2 oranges.... In the class was also a boy whose sirname is Tyrakis ("little cheese" in greek).

Edited by agimcomas on 24 June 2007 at 4:55pm

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HTale
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 Message 40 of 140
25 June 2007 at 10:06am | IP Logged 
Our mathematics supervisor at university went by the name of "My Long Tham" (actual spelling, I kid you not). You can guess the jokes that followed...


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