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bushwick
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 Message 49 of 140
12 January 2008 at 12:03pm | IP Logged 
actually, in austria, there's a village called "f**king".
i bet it was mentioned here already tho.
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rob
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 Message 50 of 140
12 January 2008 at 2:07pm | IP Logged 
I remember watching the Olympics a few years ago, and there was a female Chinese athlete called Man Lee Wang.

Actually, this could be (and I truly hope it might be) a common name!
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matematikniels
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 Message 51 of 140
13 January 2008 at 8:51am | IP Logged 
I was in visiting the University of Jena, Germany, back in the GDR days. Our guide, the very friendly Mr. K. Laier, told that shortly before he had guided an academic from the states. And every time the interpreter explained, "Mr. Laier says...", the American had smiled.

After some time, the American couldn't let it go unnoticed, so he explained - of course, Laier is pronounced "liar".

Another funny one, though not about names: When Queen Elizabeth visited Denmark, they had to cover the "busy" lamps on the elevators. In Danish, the text is "I fart".

Edited by matematikniels on 13 January 2008 at 8:51am

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Marc Frisch
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 Message 52 of 140
14 January 2008 at 5:27am | IP Logged 
bushwick wrote:
actually, in austria, there's a village called "f**king".
i bet it was mentioned here already tho.


Actually, it's called 'F U C K I N G'
but the forum spell check censors the correct spelling...

Edited by Marc Frisch on 14 January 2008 at 5:28am

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guto2005br
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 Message 53 of 140
09 February 2008 at 6:07pm | IP Logged 
Marc Frisch wrote:
bushwick wrote:
actually, in austria, there's a village called "f**king".
i bet it was mentioned here already tho.


Actually, it's called 'F U C K I N G'
but the forum spell check censors the correct spelling...



Woooow, I had no idea! LOL!!!

A very funny name appears in the name catalog of the company I work for. There is an italian guy who goes by the name ROSSANO PAU. Any brazilian would laugh at him because it translates to brazilian-portuguese as RUBBING THE D-I-C-K.

Another funny surname is BUCETA. In Brazil this is a very low-level word for vagina. In Spain, it seems to be a surname! In some south-american countries, it is the common word for bus.

In Budaspest, they sell you a BUNDA, which is a kind of hat. In Brazil, this is the colloquial word for a-s-s.

In Salvador (in Bahia, Brazil) there is a neighbourhood called PAU MIUDO, which translates to LITTLE D-I-C-K.

And the list goes on and on...
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 Message 54 of 140
09 February 2008 at 6:45pm | IP Logged 
My mom says that she had boyfriend whose name was Zacarías del Pozo Flores. That literally means something like: You would take flowers out of the well!!!

She also says (I don't know whether it's true or not) that as a child there was an old woman in the city whose name was Dolores Fuertes de Barriga. It literally means: Painful Stomach-aches. I guess that old woman has already passed away, so she won't be ofended, if true.

Sir Nigel wrote:
Spanish has some really funny last names, one of my favourites is Casimiro (almost seen).


Casimiro It exactly means: I almost see

But I think that the most hilarious Spanish family name, in this sense, is Beteta, which sounds as if it were: See Teat or can also be translated Teat-seer. (Remember that in Spanish there's no phonetical difference between b and v. They both sound equal.)

Edited by Alfonso on 09 February 2008 at 10:37pm

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Ichiro
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 Message 55 of 140
09 February 2008 at 9:56pm | IP Logged 
I'm always amused by this gentleman -

http://thebendergroup.net/whoarewe.php?navVal=1&optVal=0
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leosmith
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 Message 56 of 140
10 February 2008 at 12:17am | IP Logged 
I'm not sure if this is an urban legend or not, but I heard several versions of it when I was living in Tanzania. It seems a certain diplomat from Japan had a name so offensive and embarassing to Tanzanians that the Tanzanian government asked him to be replaced. Tanzanians are big on introductions and fanfare, so I could see this possibly being true. The man's name was Kumamoto (hot vagina in Swahili).


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