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"You should just use Rosetta Stone" grrr

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psy88
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 Message 9 of 36
14 June 2010 at 12:02am | IP Logged 
Re RS ad campaigns, I am reminded of the lyrics from the song " I heard it through the grapevine". When they ask, just sing "believe half of what you see, none, non,e none, of what you you hear". I can practically guarantee if you sing it loudly enough, they will not ask again..nor will any other co-workers.

EDIT spelling error: none, none, none

Edited by psy88 on 14 June 2010 at 12:03am

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jaguar8311
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 Message 10 of 36
14 June 2010 at 2:45am | IP Logged 
OlafP wrote:
Send them this link, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this.

That should keep them busy for a while. In the unlikely event that they keep coming back with the same suggestion, just ask: "Have you read everything?"

Problem solved.


I don't think said people don't read
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irrationale
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 Message 11 of 36
14 June 2010 at 7:38am | IP Logged 
I just say simply "Rosetta Stone sucks". Short, sweet, to the point, and true. At least it is one negative against the advert juggernaut hogging someone's mindshare.
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Chris
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 Message 12 of 36
14 June 2010 at 8:07am | IP Logged 
What? Are you serious? Rosetta Stone is wonderful! Just squint at the pictures, wonder what they represent and what you are supposed to be saying, and you'll be fluent in no time.
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RedBeard
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 Message 13 of 36
16 June 2010 at 4:46am | IP Logged 
sounds like jealousy.

methinks you should just buy r.s. and be done with it already.

at full price.
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Chris
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 Message 14 of 36
16 June 2010 at 7:30am | IP Logged 
Why not buy them all at full price, and a copy for each of your friends? They are the very best courses after all. It says so on TV so it must be true.
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egill
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 Message 15 of 36
16 June 2010 at 8:14am | IP Logged 
I bought a copy of Rosetta Stone and let me tell you, boy was I disappointed!

You see, I'm just a regular guy from the Midwest, a hard working farm boy if you will;
and met this great gal who happens to be a supermodel. The only problem is she only
speaks Italian, and I knew I would have just one chance to impress her.

Well anyways, the background isn't that important, I just wanted to emphasize that I
really tried to use this product, but it simply does not work as advertised.

Firstly, it's really heavy, like almost a ton. You can imagine my surprise when they
had to hoist it onto my porch with a small crane.

Secondly, it was ridiculously expensive. I won't specify exactly, as that simply
wouldn't be polite. I did have to mortgage the farm and go through the black market to
obtain it. But hey, anything for love right?

Thirdly, all it has on it are meaningless white squiggles. I was suspicious at first
but decided to trust the advertising and spent 1-2 hours every morning (after milking
the cows) staring at it. I figured it must have been some new language acquisition
technology. I half-convinced myself it was working, but then realized I was just
reciting the names of Italian dishes (spaghetti alla carbonara and the like).
After months of effort I gave up.

In closing, I would not recommend this product to anyone. Although it's heft may fool
you into thinking it's effective, this did absolutely nothing for me. It makes a nice
centerpiece though.

Edited by egill on 16 June 2010 at 8:17am

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TerryW
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 Message 16 of 36
16 June 2010 at 10:42am | IP Logged 
"You should just use Rosetta Stone" grrr

Oh, so there's a new version out?

Does anyone know if this new "grrrr" version is better than version 3? ;-)

Does it stand for "Guaranteed Really, Really Rotten"?


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